I believe that over the years I have truly earned my Gold Medal in one particular category. Yes, that shiny golden glistening medal has had my name engraved on it a few times now. I have trained extremely hard in this field and my dedication and focus have prepared me for a stellar display of this skill at any time, day or night. In fact, I have become so disciplined in this area of expertise that I can say I have even lost a pound or two!
Woah….. hold on, I’m not talking about an Olympic sport here. There is no athleticism involved in my outstanding achievements. Actually, the only pounds I have lost are Great British Pounds…..and yes, I’m aware that’s not the kind of pound I should be aiming to lose, particularly in January!
You see, following my years of training, I think I can safely say that I’m a Gold Medalist at Shopping Justification! If you’re innocent enough to be wondering what the hell I’m banging on about then you can just ask my bank manager! However, I’m going out on a limb here and thinking that I’m not the only one who has perfected the art of justifying every shopping purchase known to man!